There are four ways to deal with this rather horrendous milestone.
1. THE STUPID WAY:
O.D.
2. THE NATURAL WAY:
Check the birth certificate. There must be some mistake.
3. THE PHILOSOPHICAL WAY:
Give a blood-curdling shriek, then tip a nice glass of red and do the acceptance
thing.. Just think - if you live to mark your 80th, you'll look back and wish to Gawd
it was this one.
4. THE BRILLIANT WAY:
Head for the park, strap on your wheels and get it done.
THEN give a blood-curdling shriek and t…
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Posted on April 7, 2009 at 1:00am — 5 Comments